婚礼 By 张乐声&杜蕙甹

那教堂钟声太微弱 却敲痛心中的伤口
台上庄严典礼 纪念我输得彻底
他揭开你面纱时候 一枚戒指将你紧扣
掌声将我吞没

面带笑容和你握手
祝福你们的生活
怎却那泪莫名的流

你洁白的婚礼 你多么的美丽 台下我的独角戏
走进院子里 昨天的回忆 如今随着花儿慢慢凋零
你庄严的婚礼 我演出的悲剧 最后唯一的结局
教堂的钟声 梦已破碎 祝福声中听叶儿随风飞

For goodness sake!! STOP CALLING ME JAIME YEO!!

*angry~*(again...) This is like the tenth thousand time someone tells me I look like Jaime Yeo! Argh!! Was morning shift yesterday and in obs 2.. And all thanks to Dan Xiao Jie she flooded the place jus before I took over.. With 2 puffs to be given at the same time and one suction to be done, then came a post fit case.. With all the anxious parents and wailing kids I was kinda pissed off for a moment.. It was jus like 7.15AM lor!! And I haven't count my things yet! And sorry to say, I percieved the way she handed over as wanting to quickly get over and done with. I was almost losing my cool.. I was ALONE lor can't she see.. I doubt even Wonderwoman could handle that situation. But then again.. I think she din have a good night either.. Anyways, I managed to settle the place by abt 8am.. So not tt bad lah.. haha..

Then later at abt 9plus came this boy for his MDI.. For a moment I thought I was seeing things again.. haha.. I thought I jus saw him like 1 hr ago.. Was dicharged after giving 3 cycles of MDI and now he's back again.. This time with his father.. So Dad was abit more 'concerned' than mom and was asking me the diff btw the 2 puffs.. After providing with much information (service quality okays.. heh~), there was a long pause and suddenly the father said to me, "You know what? I think u look like the radio DJ Jaime Yeo." followed by a BIG SMILE.. In my heart I was like.. "WHAT DA HELL!!" I hated it when ppl comment that I look like her okays! Not that she's bad or I hated her. (Well, I dun 'like' her either, its jus neutral..) I dun understand y ppl keep saying tt! And I personally do not see the similarity.. U know once at the old Le Bar this unknown male came to me and told me the same thing okays.. *pengzz*

Anyways, I jus gave my SWEETEST SMILE and say "Oh, really?" haha.. Then put on my professionalism and started puffing his kid.. haha.. Seriously, each time someone says that, I can't figure out whether its jus a comment, a compliment or wat(insult maybe?).. haha..

N.B.
For those who don't know.. It all started back in the poly days where one fine day.. Mr J and Mr G from my lecture grp commented I look like Jaime Yeo.. And happily went ard asking everyone whether I looked like her or not.. Then u hear those "ya ya.. I think look like leh!! *giggles*".... Soon like those sitting ard us in the LT started calling me Jaime Yeo.. I thought my nightmare would be over after graduation.. To my horror, it started again during orientation at KK when Faridah saw me at the lecture theater and shouted across "JAIME YEO!! come sit with me!!" faintz. Then she started introducing me to my then-future colleagues.. at first they really thought I was called Jaime Yeo.. and it went with us to the department and blah blah.. haa.. so till now on and off I get ppl commenting that I looked like her.. Geez..

How to dress a penis in 10 ways

Haha.. No. Not literally 10 ways on how to dress a penis. But like how do u do dressing for a penis? Haha.. Was doing a procedure last night where this boy got his penis caught in the zip. Was quite a bad one from all those I've seen in the past. Haha.. So after like 4 person trying to cut the zipper off it finally was released. But the foreskin was almost gone, sad to say.. like 1cm of it was all squashed and its left with one lump of dead skin.. So the doc said to apply some antibiotic cream to it and dress it up. Then I was like... HOW?! haha.. like if i cover it all up then how's he gona pee later? haha.. and u noe a kiddo's penis is not like adult penis where its bigger and better grip. This one is small and limp and the gauze jus gets dislodged after we wear his underpants. Haha.. so I finally decided to dress it like how u would dress a drain. And after its done its like one big thing bulging at the private area! *grinz* Wahaha.. Seriously that was the first time i ever dressed a penis.. :)

Stupid Qantas!!!

*ANGRY* Now Qantas has another promotion to Brisbane for $688, after tax $1098. Just after I booked my SQ tickets. :)

The new Le Bar!

Okays.. Seem like I haven't say a single word abt the new Le Bar.. The place where I frequent.. heh~ 是美的LOR!! haha.. So Le Bar has moved to a new location, actually jus a few streets away frm the old place.. still within walking distance.. haha.. So its Le Bar @ Neil Road, no longer Tras St ya...

So.. lets talk abt the general setting first.. Its now 3 storey high! haha.. 1st floor is still more or less like the old place.. the design is still the barouqe+modern victorian style.. a little more grand and more spacious than the old one.. the bar counter is much much bigger, then there's this upper and lower deck tingy at the back.. oh well, tts the sofa seat area so to speak.. its kinda enclosed so if u have small group of friends there for some celebration its quite an ideal place la.. haha.. and the toilet!! it makes u feel as though u're at some posh hotel/restaurant.. jus minus the auntie to pass u the hand towel! haha.. then there's a smoking area jus outside the upper deck.. more like a balcony tingy.. with tv to watch too! haha.. but its not like I smoke or wat la.. so jus go there see see the scenery... haha

Next is the 2nd level! Totally different feel as the 1st level.. this place is all WHITE!! haha.. its actually a chill out place.. like lounge bar kinda thing.. so mostly they play jazz... if one day u dun feel like staying downstairs with all the noisy ppl + music den can go up there jus to relax abit.. then there's another small bar counter next to the chill out place.. sort of like another room kinda thing.. den u can sit there n chit chat abit with the cute bartender.. haha.. Oh ya! I haven't mention abt the bartenders.. now they hire a few bartenders [like 3 or 4] so they're like stationed at different levels.. haha.. most impt thing is they're all quite cute n friendly too! haha.. i guess they have to la.. have u met any ugly and unfriendly bartenders yet? haha..

3rd level is a private function area.. so the whole level will be urs if u're there.. haha.. din see v clearly the other time when I toured ard the place cos already someone booked the place and was holding their private function!! haha.. quite grand frm wat i saw.. whole place sofa seats plus ur own karaoke system! so u can sing till u got no voice!! haha... the toilet i think is the most attractive part there.. BIG bathtub plus those really huge shower hose for massage kind.. haha... biao ge say its left behind by the previous owner so since its so nice they kept it lor.. haha.. BUT THEN... minimum spending to book the place is $1200 thank you.. :)

So last night I was being 'pushed' to go over Le Bar.. Went over to Broth to pass ted's Bdae prezzie.. Was quite tired actually with the crowd at CE [was 42 on the queue when i left!].. So wanted to go home already after tt.. but he say he's going over later plus my sis n wisnie too.. so 'sent' me over to wait for him.. but we din reserve any tables prior to tt and the place was FULL!!! with a long waiting list some more.. kaozz.. business getting better n better... haha.. so yvonne suggested i go to the 2nd level.. Nobody there!! haha.. only the guys at Le Bar la.. so they were playing the Jack Ass dvd and I jus watched lor.. haha.. DAMN LAME!!! and everyone was laughing like hell lor.. haha.. i think some guys are jus so 'nothing-better-to-do' kind.. quite a funny show to watch for a tired mind la.. haha..

Then i saw 2 guys from the superstar contest!! haha.. one was the Zhang Le Sheng.. the other i forgot his name already... haha... i think tt Le Sheng is kinda cute!! Ok.. its not the first time i see the superstars there.. have seen Darren in the old Le Bar too... but the 2 was first time yesterday... haha... then one of the bartenders brought them to tour ard and tt Le Sheng was like looking at me when he was at the 2nd level.. haha... probably tot y this small girl sitting alone there.. haha.. Then met my seconday sch junior there too... she jus started working at Le Bar not long ago.. can't remember her at first until she came n ask me whether i was frm SAC.. haha... wat a small world! Okays.. my hands are tired frm all the typing already.. shall update next time.. probably post some pics of the new Le Bar too.. if we ever take them n can see frm the dark lightings! haha..

CE IS HAUNTED

The spookiest thing ever happened today okays!! In the past I din really believe it when ppl keep saying CE is haunted. Now I'm having a second thought abt it..

It was jus 8 in the morning and I was doing some 'spring cleaning' in the treatment room cos JCI is coming AGAIN.. Oh well, tts not impt.. Just when I was busy scrubbing the instruments tray, the phone rang.. Then I wondered, "Like who will call this number sia.." I din want to answer the phone at first, but it just kept ringing so I picked it up anyways..

Me: "Gd morning children's emergency, SN Weili speaking, how can I help u?"

The caller: "...... Hello... Erm.. Did u call us?"

Me: "Huh?? Who's this speaking?"

The caller: "Croire (my junior). May I know who's on the line?"

Me: "HUH??!!! Its me, Weili!! What is it?"

The caller: "Huh? I thought u're the one who called? I picked up the phone cos it was ringing!"

Me: "I thought u're the one who called! OMG!! lets put down the phone."

Get the picture? CE IS HAUNTED!!! Haha...