How to dress a penis in 10 ways

Haha.. No. Not literally 10 ways on how to dress a penis. But like how do u do dressing for a penis? Haha.. Was doing a procedure last night where this boy got his penis caught in the zip. Was quite a bad one from all those I've seen in the past. Haha.. So after like 4 person trying to cut the zipper off it finally was released. But the foreskin was almost gone, sad to say.. like 1cm of it was all squashed and its left with one lump of dead skin.. So the doc said to apply some antibiotic cream to it and dress it up. Then I was like... HOW?! haha.. like if i cover it all up then how's he gona pee later? haha.. and u noe a kiddo's penis is not like adult penis where its bigger and better grip. This one is small and limp and the gauze jus gets dislodged after we wear his underpants. Haha.. so I finally decided to dress it like how u would dress a drain. And after its done its like one big thing bulging at the private area! *grinz* Wahaha.. Seriously that was the first time i ever dressed a penis.. :)